Maxwellisms

Maxwellism 01

To our Aboriginal brethren.

First of all you’re Australian; and then you are Aboriginal. So you have had two bites of the stupidity apple tree.

Maxwellism 02

Turnbull NBN

The NBN you are having when you are not having an NBN.

Maxwellism 03

In education, technology rules. Teachers should guide their students to the most appropriate online material for the current project.

Maxwellism 04

A carrot is your cousin.

Maxwellism 05

Being old does not make you wise, it just makes you old.

Maxwellism 06

SSA staff re Dine and Discover NSW

A fierce determination to defend the indefensible.

Maxwellism 07

Thank goodness for liars.

Without a liar who was believed by the locals, and which to my dismay gave an indication of the poor opinion they had of me, I would have still been in #$%$%^^&&** &&^^^%%##@##$ Western Australia.

Financially, naturally, it has been a disaster.

Experience wise it has been heaven.

Not for me because of the liar an existence for a lifetime in one very isolated city.

The world as a workplace was so very much better and more interesting.

I had businesses in non-nanny state countries.

I lived in cities with populations equal to all of Australia.

And in climates from hot to freezing.

Languages not English but coping.

Experience after experience after experience.

A life to have lived.

Maxwellism 08

Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been lavished on so few with such spectacularly limited results.

Maxwellism 09

Morrison is obviously a woman in man’s clothing; it must be so because he certainly has no balls.

Or

NZ has a female PM and we must also because ours certainly has no balls.

EXCEPT

Morrison

A study in perpetual stupidity.

Morrison has not done many things to be admired for but saving Australia by isolating us even when WHO was saying “It is nothing” has to be a big plus.

Maxwellism 10

An apt description of Australian Aborigines.

The complainingist people.

Maxwellism 11

Don’t let facts get in the way of a good theory.

Maxwellism 12

The only God my daughter has is me; her Grumpy Old Dad.